Small cabbage

Edo hates people. She really does. Picture this scene:

Characters:

EDORO: sitting innocently on the bus
JACKASS: being a jackass
BUS: being an annoying thing full of annoying people

EDO: *sits and does nothing*
JACKASS: Hey! You! You're looking purdy. I like your flipflops. *goes on in this vein for a while*
EDO: why does everyone make fun of my flipflops? i don't make fun of the fact that they think speaking like a caveman and wearing clothes three sizes too big is cool, so could we leave my shoes alone? please?
JACKASS: *goes on to bother someone else for a little while. then decides to bother EDO again* Hey! Hey! Heyheyheyhey! Hey, hey, hey! You! Hey, you! 
JACKASS: *apparently thinks he's Navi*
EDO: *suddenly wants to ask if he'll tell her about having to go see the Great Deku Tree*
EDO: *ignores JACKASS*
JACKASS: Hey, are you ignoring me? Hey! Hey! Hey!
EDO: praise be to God! intelligence!
JACKASS: *gets off the bus*
EDO: Thank you, Jesus. *hates people*

And that was my bus adventure. :D Fun.